Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Resolutions are just socially acceptable

Resolutions are just socially acceptable lies people tell themselves while eating leftover Christmas cookies

this tee is great for wearing to holiday parties or gifting to someone who can't get enough of the Christmas classic

or long-winded lecture—Harriet accepts them all

Arched distressed light blue block text reads "PIRATES" above a vintage cartoon pirate in a red coat

Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Resolutions are just socially acceptableAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid