John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:L yellow eyes and pure psychological

yellow eyes and pure psychological terror

Arched bold display text reads "JELLY OF THE MONTH" in white lettering above a vintage-style illustrated mason jar filled with red jelly

sunglassed face rises above mountain peak silhouettes

worn white text reads "JIGAWATTS" in bold serif lettering

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:L yellow eyes and pure psychologicalRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text